Nothing is quite as scary as peanut smothered in jelly and though it doesn’t seem so bad when the pencil gets up and jumps off the desk and is saved by a flying gnome the only thing worse is a bird chirping to the tune of bonanza and all the kangaroos and their mashed potatoes join in then your meatballs are sure to turn into a tree and all paper clips turn into pens and nothing will stop this unless your ear yells in pain to your mouth saying it is so hungry and it wants a meatball and when this happens you will find under a box labeled “please drop” a cape and you’ll dawn the name Meatball Head the evil tree will be your first foe and up in the sky the dragon blows flames and the flames light the sun on fire and instead of a smile it’ll have a frown then Venus will cry and that is the sign of the end and one of the tears will land on a book and it will signal to its friends in the library and down goes the librarian, and down goes the town and soon the bat strikes twelve the game is over and the poor team lost to a team of cheetahs that came from a story book land and after the mouse swallowed the fish and the shoes ran into a square he walks to a ball but they don’t want him he looses his head and it’s caught by a cat and the cat runs away but it trips on a stone and the head rolls away and the cat attacks the stone and in the stone was gold and they all jumped for joy now they didn’t have to live with old Widow Johnson but the widow wasn’t going to let it end like that she attacked them and they fell out the book only to get stuck in the middle of a grocery store and they tried to find their way out but the bag of ham was attacked by the young mans dog and he had to pay for the ruined meat so the man ran as fast as he could and the officer snatched the dog and a little girl came by and said she would take the dog so the officer gave it to her but as soon as they were out the castle with guards right behind them they did notice the army headed straight for them so they took one step to the left and one to the right and then you take three steps forward and then you clap your hands and repeat it once more but before the dogs could finish their dance in came an apple pie and they all ran for their forks but they were all dirty so they all got a spoon and began to eat the street for it was made of chocolate and the cow was made of cheese which he had gotten from the time he tried to jump over the moon and landed right on it that shifted the planets out of orbit and Pluto crashed into the sun angering an ancient race of pigs that live on the moon of Endor so they abandoned the planet just before the rebels came who would have given the pigs all the cheese they wanted but instead they gave the Ewoks freedom after the death star was destroyed a piece of it containing a clone of Jango Fett  who didn’t make it anywhere but red got an honorable mention for his failed but well manned attack on Naboo  which caused the chicken to cry a rare occasion of sadness but everyone was confused and wanted to know why the chicken was crying so he cut of it’s head and ate it for thanksgiving which everyone thought was delicious.