Nothing is quite as scary as
peanut smothered in jelly and though it doesn’t seem so bad when the pencil gets
up and jumps off the desk and is saved by a flying gnome the only thing worse is
a bird chirping to the tune of bonanza and all the kangaroos and their mashed
potatoes join in then your meatballs are sure to turn into a tree and all paper
clips turn into pens and nothing will stop this unless your ear yells in pain to
your mouth saying it is so hungry and it wants a meatball and when this happens
you will find under a box labeled “please drop” a cape and you’ll dawn the name
Meatball Head the evil tree will be your first foe and up in the sky the dragon
blows flames and the flames light the sun on fire and instead of a smile it’ll
have a frown then Venus will cry and that is the sign of the end and one of the
tears will land on a book and it will signal to its friends in the library and
down goes the librarian, and down goes the town and soon the bat strikes twelve
the game is over and the poor team lost to a team of cheetahs that came from a
story book land and after the mouse swallowed the fish and the shoes ran into a
square he walks to a ball but they don’t want him he looses his head and it’s
caught by a cat and the cat runs away but it trips on a stone and the head rolls
away and the cat attacks the stone and in the stone was gold and they all jumped
for joy now they didn’t have to live with old Widow Johnson but the widow wasn’t
going to let it end like that she attacked them and they fell out the book only
to get stuck in the middle of a grocery store and they tried to find their way
out but the bag of ham was attacked by the young mans dog and he had to pay for
the ruined meat so the man ran as fast as he could and the officer snatched the
dog and a little girl came by and said she would take the dog so the officer
gave it to her but as soon as they were out the castle with guards right behind
them they did notice the army headed straight for them so they took one step to
the left and one to the right and then you take three steps forward and then you
clap your hands and repeat it once more but before the dogs could finish their
dance in came an apple pie and they all ran for their forks but they were all
dirty so they all got a spoon and began to eat the street for it was made of
chocolate and the cow was made of cheese which he had gotten from the time he
tried to jump over the moon and landed right on it that shifted the planets out
of orbit and Pluto crashed into the sun angering an ancient race of pigs that
live on the moon of Endor so they abandoned the planet just before the rebels
came who would have given the pigs all the cheese they wanted but instead they
gave the Ewoks freedom after the death star was destroyed a piece of it
containing a clone of Jango Fett who didn’t make it anywhere but red got an
honorable mention for his failed but well manned attack on Naboo which caused
the chicken to cry a rare occasion of sadness but everyone was confused and
wanted to know why the chicken was crying so he cut of it’s head and ate it for
thanksgiving which everyone thought was delicious.