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Piano Man

(Friday Email Style)

Original by Billy Joel

Parodized by Ray Penman and Harrison Allen

It’s nine o clock on a Friday,

The regular crowd shuffles in,

King Dustus is sitting right next to me,

Telling tales to his cherry again.

He says, Phil can you sing me a random song,

I’m not really sure how it goes,

But it’s strange and it’s weird,

And it used to give cheer,

Back when I could touch my own toes.

La la, di dee dah dah,

La la di dee dah, dah dah

     Chorus:

Spin us a tale,

It’s a Friday,

And we all want to get our email.

‘Cause we’re all in the mood for some randomness,

And you guys are gonna prevail.

Now down at the ground, there’s a giant ant,

And right next to him is King Kong,

Yes they’re singing a song they call Diggoree,

But it’s better if you sing along.

And the donkey is wearing a three-piece suit,

And the elephant gives him a glare,

And all of our friends here,

Prob’ly think that we’re weird,

But it’s fine, ‘cause we don’t really care.

La la, di dee dah dah,

La la di dee dah, dah dah

(chorus)

Now, we’re two kids with a crazy mind,

We don’t really have social lives,

And the kids down at school who think they’re all cool,

Can’t compare, even though they still try.

And the megashroomed DK is chasing us,

While the sphinxes nail fish to a wall,

From the outside this place may look strange and wayside

But inside we are having a ball.

La, la, di dee dah dah,

La la di dee dah, dah dah

(chorus)

It’s a pretty good crowd for a Friday,

The kilobytes rack up like deer,

And we could do much more, but that’s really a bore

And besides, we’re having much more fun here.

‘Cause the Ice cream is fighting and hurling stuff,

Neopolitan looks like he’s gay,

And he’s probably gonna throw ice at us,

Welcome to the random Friday!

La la, di dee dah dah,

La la di dee dah, dah dah

(chorus)