ALREADY KNOW HOW THE FRIDAY EMAIL
WORKS? CLICK
HA! YOU HAVE BEEN TRICKED!!! Well, not really... but still....
Just thought you Ought to know...
Most things
start at the beginning, this does not. It starts at some point in the middle.
you can't really call this story a story, for it doesn't go with itself but it
does have a set of characters, some main, and some merely guest stars. So let us
start with the ones who were there at the start,
It was a dark Friday night not that long ago, when two misfit kids found
themselves beginning something they couldn't even imagine. It was short, but
sweet, and it was sent to only about five people. But the story spread and
Harrison and Ray became somewhat known for their Friday email. But it was still
only them and their minds, until a story developed, but it was not to be. fate
had set course that day and it did not want those two kids' story to be told.
The story was deleted.
They were stronger than that, though, and the story was told, just not in so
many words. That day the legendary villain, King Dustus, was born. With this
great ice cream cone came many great tales, some of the end of the world; such
as the pickles being left alone and The Sa-rid-nes, and others were told of pure
insanity; such as everything else.
Then, the guest stars appeared, but none were more profound then Jeff and Zac,
two German speaking wackos with a story to tell. And they told it, just not in
the way that anyone could understand, but no one cared.
Soon there were other creatures of the mind: Mr. Costume and his French third
cousin, Mr. Castume, and, of course, the annoyingly polite Macaroni Prince.
These three brought joy and anguish to all who heard their tales and interviews,
But King Dustus still reined supreme.
Until one night, Neopolitan Bonaparte came to Ray in a dream and waged a
deadly war on King Dustus; dust was everywhere from the touch of King Dustus,
and force fields were lighting up the battles. Yes, these ice cream cones were
bad and they weren't letting each other stand in the way.
But, once again, fate had a funny sense of humor and this time, we agreed.
Dustus was suddenly allowed the power of fire while neopolitan had mere force
fields. The battling days were over, or so we had thought.
But neopolitan was then granted the power of ice AND a cheep copy of Dustus, who
was also granted the power of water. It was war! At least as far as some crazy
story goes.
The beginning had finally begun: first there was nothing, then there was Julia
and wherever she spat, there blossomed a Ferris wheel.
Then the story started again. And boy was everything not as heated up as we had
built it up to be. in fact, it seemed we had run out of things to say, until out
of the rafters emerged an ice cream cone of time stopping proportions as some
other power that he calls mysterious.
So, I shall end it here by saying that you should be afraid, for certain
combinations of words in this set of delicious emails can be hazardous to your
health.
SOME HELPFUL TIPS SO YOU KNOW WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON:
After Harrison or Ray talks, we put a dash. Like so:
AAAAAHHHH! THE MONKEYS HAVE THE CARROT NOW!!!-
And Ray always capitalizes... Like so:
Oh, look, it's our friend, King Dustus!-
Harrison doesn't.
oh look, it's our friend, king dustus!
Guest-Stars are in parenthesis:
(Oh my.)
Unless of course there is more than one guest star, whereupon we use:
<Oh my.>, @Oh my.@, ~Oh my~
Or the like.
Also, the Email 1-10 MAY seem short, but that's because they were all done in one day. So, really, it's a super long email divided into ten parts.